What did they used to call it? Retirement? In fact, it’s just a long, unbroken series of six-month vacations. You might give this to the lucky duck who’s about to start the first six months. Navy t-shirt is preshrunk 100% cotton. Sizes S-3XL. Imported.THIS IS LIVIN’ – What did they used to call it? Retirement? In fact, it’s just a long, unbroken series of six-month vacations, so enjoy it in style with this humorous t-shirt.SIMPLE DESIGN – Navy blue top is printed in contrasting white text that reads “I Need A 6 Month Vacation Twice A Year”.SOFT COMFORT – Classic crew neck, short sleeve top is made from preshrunk 100% cotton for cozy wear and machine washable care.FUNNY GIFT – A great retirement gift for the newly-retired lucky duck who’s about to start the first six months, it also makes a clever birthday or holiday present for anyone who just needs an extra-long break from the daily grind!PLUS SIZES AVAILABLE – Adult tee is available in sizes Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2X, 3X.