Did you hear about the wall that went out on the town for its birthday? It got plastered. What happened to the illegally parked frog? He got toad away. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte. Why did the duck get sent off the basketball court? For fowl play. Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he’s a hardened criminal. What did the manicurist call her son? Hans. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.